Audience Member Comments
down, use a condom, and I am not done yet!"
were great! I'm glad medical school taught you
pretty good for a chubby guy!"
married to my best friend now. It's cool though - he
looks like Screech from Saved by the Bell."
After growing up Fundamentalist, I really needed
"I'm sorry I made you think I was 'preggers' that
April Fool's Day."
"Size does matter, not just the motion of the ocean,
cause it takes a hell of a long time to get to
England in a row boat."
"No I don't like it when you spank me."
"I'm glad I don't have to see you anymore and no, I
will not explain why we broke up again. Also, you're
not as attractive as I remember."
"I wish immigration hadn't sent you home."
cops are here - put your clothes on!"
"My therapist would like to have a word
wish I had waited for someone hotter!"
"Thanks for trying it
and only charging me $5!"
"Why didn't you ask for
my number afterwards?"
"Thanks for ruining my
prom, you slut!"
"There's something I
have to tell you . . . "
"Wanna come over after
the show and look at my collection of Jackie Chan DVD's"
"Can I have my
"I married him . . .
divorced him . . . need I say more?"
"Remember when my mom
"By the way, after we
had sex I realized that, yeah, I was gay."
"Where are my Depeche
"Give me back the money
you owe me from the loan I cosigned for you!"
"I'm a lesbian now . .
"Why did you steal my
rent money? You said you loved me!"